Tag: Techno

Techno Claus (who looks suspiciously like correspondent David Pogue) emerges from the fireplace, as is his wont every year at this time…  It’s Techno Claus, back for my visit this year,‘Cause breakin’ and enterin’ – that’s my career.The hours are lousy; the pay isn’t great,My business is basically carryin’ freight! But still, I get pleasure…